WHEN THE WORLD ENDS
Chapter Three: GIR -Innocence-
Whee! Lighty bugs! Pretty lights twinkle glow dark to bright, buggies buggies everywhere and not a moose in sight, they're glowing! My tummy glows too, I'm a lighty bug! Hee hee! New-Master let me out to play with the buggies, I Love New-Master, Love her almost as much as...
I'm trying to catch the buggies. I'm going to catch them, see buggies I'm coming! I'm chasing them, all over the green grass, even on the brown grass, I'm chasing them gonna catch them what's that? In the sky in the dark purple and pink and red and green and black and...ships! Not chips, I like chips, sour cream and broccoli chips with dips, the ships are flying still not moving, they're just like the ship that...I can see people in them, if I stretch my eyes out WAAAAAAAAY far, green people with red eyes and purple eyes and brown eyes and all kinds'a eyes but none of them see me, even with all those eyes, why didn't they help?
...I don't like those eyes, I'm going away, don't wanna be around those eyes, bye bye buggies! I'll catch you tomorrow, gonna get food want something to eat, buggies taste good but they're more fun to watch, I love you buggies, food, kitchen, taquitos and spam! Spam spam spam spammy spam, maybe New-Master wants spam, I'm gonna find her, oooooooh, TV! Why's New-Master's Dib-brother on the TV? I like Dib-brother, he's nice, he doesn't visit anymore, why, when he visits he's nice, I remember Dib-brother from before, before Master...before...
I don't like this channel, wanna watch Scary Monkey but he's not on any channel, why? New-Master can tell me, New-Master needs her spam too, time to find New-Master, turn off the TV and go through the rooms, it's dark, I'm gonna sneak up on New-Master, she'll like that! New-Master loves playing games with me I love New-Master, I'm creeping real good, gonna sneak up good she can't hear me, where is she, Noise! New-Master, she's in the bedroom, I'm sneaking up on her she'll never know until I jump up and-
"Done with the lightning bugs?"
How'd she do that? "Aw, I was being a good creeper, how'd you know, I was being so good..."
"You were giggling, GIR." I love it when New-Master smiles, she's so pretty when she smiles, almost as pretty as chocolate covered donuts-fried cyclops, or even cupcakes! What's she doing, packing stuff into her bag, my favorite bag, her pretty black backy-pack that's so nice to hide in, covers my head real good when I play, stuff like shirts and shoes and pants and moose! Mr. Scolex Moose, I grab him and give him a squeeze, he squeaks, happy, Mr. Scolex Moose loves me I love Mr. Scolex Moose-
New-Master's leaving, goin' out the door down the hall to the kitchen? To the down down downstairs, to the lab, Mr. Scolex Moose squeaks again he doesn't like the lab, New-Master's putting more stuff in her bag, metal stuffs, lots of 'em she's going somewhere where's she going? Why's she need that stuffs? "Master, what'cha doin'?"
She looks sad, I don't like it when New-Master's sad, but then she's happy again!
"We're going to see your Master, GIR."
Master?
"YAY!"
Wait...
"Can I wear a hat?"
"...Yes, GIR, you can wear a hat."
"YAY!"
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